5 things you should know about me and my lazyness:
1 I'm a lazyass
2 there is nothing you can do about it
3 I'm born that way
4 If you have anything against lazy people, then screw you
5 I will not hunt you down if you do hate lazy people, cause, ya know, I'm lazy...
Male or felmale: Female
Like: I like a lot of things, drawing, writing (yaoi), manga, reading, horses, and stuff like that
Dislike: Pineapples - it's more like PAINappels - I just don't like those things - so get then away from me for God's sake! If I get near them, the world will explode xD
Favorite manga: Naruto, but I do like a lot of other mangas too
I'm a Narutard, yay!
please take a look in my gallery, and please rate a comment to some of my things
Llama please!!! And please watch me, if u like my things!!!
Hmm... Sasunaru or Narusasu..? Mostly I prefer Sasunaru
- BUT Narusasu is damn hot too *¬*
Itasasu is just to kawaii~
Sasodei is art
A-lways super sexy and
Naruto: Where do you find seme in Sasuke-teme?
Sasuke: Like this (S)asuke-t(eme)
Naruto: Then where do you find uke in Naruto?
Sasuke: In your moans
Naruto: I don't moan!! *pout*
Sasuke: But you will soon *smirk*
What Kisses Mean:
Forehead: You'll be mine forever
Hand: I adore you
Ear: I'm horny
Cheek: You mean so much to me
Nose: You are cute
Shoulder: I want you
Neck: I want you now
Lips: I love you
Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other
Wink: Let's get it on
Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go
Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you
Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you
Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD
Squeezing fingertips: I want a kiss
Leaning on the shoulder: Comfort me
Getting occasional short hugs: I miss you
Placing hands on shoulder: Get the hint stupid!!!
Dreaming of you at night: You're someone special
Always being with you: I can't live without you
Wearing his or her ring: You're mine forever
Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you
You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:
You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
5 Truths of Life.
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it
3. The first truth is a lie
4. You're smiling right now because you know you fell for it... (Idiot!)
5. You still have a stupid smile lingering on your face
Now, if you fell for it (I KNOW you did), copy & paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...
when I was born I was BLACK,
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir,
When you're born you're PINK,
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?!"
(If you hate racism re-post this in your journal or elsewhere)
If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)
1:Is it possible to meet you without you killing me?
2:Kids, remember, NOTHING is impossible! But it is NOT very likely!
1:How much sleep does a ninja get?
1:How many types of weapons are there?
1:How often do ninjas bathe?
Iruka: why are you always late?
Naru: I didn't hear my alarm clock.
Iruka: You don't have an alarm clock!
Naru: That's why I didn't hear it.
Naruto:i hate you.
Sasuke:And why is that?
Naruto:YOU TOOK MY VIRGINITY SASUKE!
Sasuke:No.you gave it to me usuratonkachi~
He sold his soul to an alien for a green balloon!
Eenie meanie minie death, catch a ninja by the head, if he hollers, kick him back then remove his still beating heart and watch him die slow and painfully!
One! Always better than black, and by black I mean yourself. Two! Follow the advice of my grandmother who said "stab first!". I don't know the second part because I stabbed her. I miss ya Grandma! Maybe it was...always listen to your grandmother. Maybe thats the second part....
~ ask a ninja
Forgive me Sasuke... Again, next time.「許せサスケ…また今度だ」, Yuruse Sasuke... Mata kondo da. Forgive me Sasuke... ...It ends with this.「許せサスケ……これで最後だ」, Yuruse Sasuke... ...Kore de saigo da.
SasuNaru or SasuSaku?
Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.
Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.
Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.
Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.
When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.
Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.
Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.
Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.
Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.
It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.
Konohamaru used his sexy technique to create two clones with Sasuke and Sai naked O_O [link]
sadly, it's only in the manga TT^TT
chapter 347 page 12
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Me: I eat babies
1. Go to 3
2. Now go to 6
3. Oopsie, 7
4. Now 9
5. Erm....let us go to...8!
6. You lost the game
7. Oopsies again...go to 4
8. Almost there, go to 10
9. I SAID 5!! GO AWAY!!
10. Now go to 2
♥~SasuNaru~♥ = My Anti-Drug
☻♥And should be a couple in Shippuden
Favourite style of art: manga
Favourite cartoon character: Naruto, Gaara, Sasuke and Itachi from Naruto -- Ryuk and L from Death Note